In the spring of 2009 I took my wife and dog to southeast Utah. We saw Marble Canyon Arizona, the Monument Valley, Natural Bridges NP, Arches NP, Canyonlands NP, Antelope Canyon Arizona, and went on a Jeep Safari out of Moab, Utah. This was one of the most beautiful vacations I've ever taken. But I couldn't leave it at that. I had to poke some fun at my friends at the airport, the local law enforcement crowd. I'm sure it doesn't really work the way I depicted it here. In fact, I see them help each other all the time. They work together even though their basic missions are different.